Medical Terminology Explained:
Cardiology: Advanced study of poker playing |
Anally -
Occurring yearly
Antepartum - When
your father's sister goes home
Anti-Body -
Against everyone
Atonic - Goes
with your gin
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria.
Bandages - The Rolling Stones.
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails.
Benign: What you are after you are eight.
Bowel: Letter like A.E.I.O.U.
Caesarean section: District
in Rome.
Carpal: Someone with whom you
drive to work.
Cat scan: Searching for kitty.
Cauterise: Made
eye contact with her.
Chiropractor: An Egyptian doctor.
Codeine: Number you use at ATM.
Colic: Sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Congenital: Friendly.
Cardiology: Advanced study of poker playing.
Castrate: Market price for setting a fracture.
Coronary: Domesticated yellow bird.
Cortisone: The local courthouse.
Cystogram: A cable sent to your sister.
Castrate: Market price for setting a fracture.
Coronary: Domesticated yellow bird.
Cortisone: The local courthouse.
Cystogram: A cable sent to your sister.
Diarrhoea: Journal
of daily events.
Dilate: To live long.
Ear: Where you are now.
Elixir: What a dog gives to
his owner when she gives him a bone.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker.
Fibrillate: To
tell a small lie.
Fibula: A small lie.
Gallstones: What the Gauls threw at the Romans.
Hangnail: Coat-hook.
Humerus: Funny, tell us what we
want to hear.
Impotent: Distinguished, well-known.
Inbred: The best way to eat
peanut butter.
Inguinal: A new type of Italian noodle.
Intense pain: Torture
in a tepee.
Jaundice: Biassed.
Kidney: Part of a child’s leg.
Labour pain:
Conservative victory.
Medical staff: A
doctor’s cane.
Migraine: What a Russian farmer
now says about his harvest.
Minor operation:
Coal mining.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day
rates.
Node: Was aware of.
Organic: Church musician.
Outpatient: A person
who has fainted.
Paralyse: Two far-fetched
stories.
Pathological: A
reasonable way to go.
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis.
Penis: Someone who plays the
piano.
Pharmacist: Person
who makes a living dealing in agriculture.
Postoperative: A
letter carrier.
Protein: In favour of young
people.
Quackery: Politicians core training module.
Recovery room: A
place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Dang near killed ‘em.
Rheumatic:
Amorous.
Sacrum: Holy.
Saline: Where
you go on your boyfriend's boat
Scab: Blackleg in Union
strike.
Scar: Rolled tobacco leaf.
Secretion:
Hiding anything.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Serology: A study of English
knighthood.
Serum: What you do when you
barbecue steaks.
Sterile
solution: Not using the elevator during a fire.
Surgery: A reason
to get an uninterruptible power supply.
Sperm:
To reject.
Tablet: Small table.
Terminal illness:
Getting sick at the airport.
Tibia: Country in North
Africa.
Tumour: An extra pair.
Urine: Opposite of you’re
out.
Varicose: Nearby.
Vein: Conceited.
Vitamin: What you do when
friends stop by for a visit.
Wart: Mr Disney.
X-Ray: Man who changed his name.
Yersinia: Have
you seen her?
Zinc: Where you wash the pots.
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